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Bancul zilei :)

Putin si Medvedev stau de vorba:

– Trebuie sa desfiintam fusurile astea orare, creeaza numai probleme, spune Putin.

– De ce? – intreaba Medvedev

– Sun la Beijing sa-i felicit de ziua nationala, si-mi spun ca e maine, sun la Varsovia sa exprim condoleante si-mi spun ca avionul inca n-a decolat…

Putin si Medvedev stau de vorba:

– Trebuie sa desfiintam fusurile astea orare, creeaza numai probleme, spune Putin.

– De ce? – intreaba Medvedev

– Sun la Beijing sa-i felicit de ziua nationala, si-mi spun ca e maine, sun la Varsovia sa exprim condoleante si-mi spun ca avionul inca n-a decolat…

Bancul zilei – 28.04.2010

God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, “Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is done. Which one of you wants to be able to pee standing up?” Adam raises his hand and yells “Me, Me, pick me!!” So God obliged. God looks at Eve and says – “Well, sorry Eve…but it looks like you’re stuck with the multiple orgasms.”